We want to share with you this submission that recently came in. It had us rolling in the aisles!

Top 10 Canadian Census Form submission ideas and methods:

10 Submit your census in a Jar of clear jelly with a label: Merry Christmas Lockheed Martin. I suggest a bow on the jar for good measure

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9 Cut your filled form into Jigsaw puzzle pieces and submit the pieces (even by separate, serial numbered envelopes)

8 Take a picture or scan the filled form, reverse the negative/image and print (easy to do on computer image software with some other added digital effects) or Use incredibly tiny writing or fonts

7 Write your information on Styrofoam Popcorn (the packing stuff) and send

6 Use Pasta or other food products to fill the form

5 Put the form into a set of Russian Doll like boxes, ultimately to the size of a Sofa Box

4 To submit electronically as per their wishes, write a web link on the form which links to a website, which links to another website, which links to another website.....etc......etc....etc......which finally states that the information is printed/pasted on the inside of the original envelope submitted.

3 Send your information on audio tape or CD with a lot of padded information about your personal interests, hopes and dreams and the daily life of your dog

2 Fill the form out in Klingon and send along with the Klingon dictionary

1 ..feed the form to your cow and send your cow.

Our thanks go to Devious D (how aptly named) for the above list. Thank goodness that even when fighting a serious issue, we can still enjoy the occasional laugh.

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